‘Yes. Well, that can sometimes happen. But the point is, the bones are no longer broken. That’s the thing to bear in mind. So, Harry, just toddle up to the Hospital Wing…’

• Lockhart wouldn’t say this
• Yep – that sounds like Lockhart

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